Tasteless Jokes Thread

trailrider · Post by **trailrider** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:09 pm

Q:Did you hear Michael Jackson was just at Target?

A:He heard boys' pants were half off.

Hank Snow · Post by **Hank Snow** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:05 am

A mother finds out that her teenage son has had sex with a teacher at school. She is in shock and sends the boy to his room. "Just wait till your father hears about this, you are in so much trouble".

Dad comes home and acts concerned and mad around the wife, but once she leaves he high fives the boy. "way to go son, just like your old dad. if you ever need any advice about sex or anything, just let me know.

The boy thinks about it for a minute, and then asks,
"Just one thing dad, when does my ass stop hurting?"

dprice · Post by **dprice** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:02 am

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Michael Jackson f*cks little boys.

dprice · Post by **dprice** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:01 am

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Michael Jackson f*cks little boys.

saratoga jay · Post by **saratoga jay** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:56 am

what does Michael Jackson hear every time he goes to the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but can you please get out of my son?"

What is Michael Jackson's favorite college football team?
"Brigham Young"

Why do all teenage italian boys want to grow/wear a moustache?
"They want to look just like their mother."

Why did the Italian army lose the war?
"They odered ziti, not the shells."

rjs · Post by **rjs** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:04 am

Q: Why do little Italian girls put dead fish in their panties?
A: So they'll smell like big Italian girls.

PS - it's a socio-ethnic generic but gender specific joke, insert your own.

rusty-old-tunes · Post by **rusty-old-tunes** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:46 am

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds?

Theres 20 of them

stratoman · Post by **stratoman** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:52 pm

Q. Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
A. They fal through the holes in His hands.

The Princess Grace Memorial Joke:
Q. What is Monoco's new national anthem?
A. "She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain When She Comes"

Q: What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Tom Joad · Post by **Tom Joad** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:12 pm

I apologize in advance for these jokes:

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
A live one in the center trying to eat it's way out.
What's worse than that?
It succeeds.
What's worse than THAT?
It goes back for seconds.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
It's alot easier to get the dead babies out with a pitchfork.

There is a blonde driving down the interstate when she sees another blonde in a corn field in a row boat, paddling the oars. The blonde in the car pulls over, runs over to the fence and screams at the blonde in the row boat: "You are such an idiot! It's people like you that give blondes a bad name! If I could swim out there, I'd kick your ass!"

Yes, guys...this is what you learn when you do a year at a truckstop washing dishes and cooking.

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bigdieseltrucker · Post by **bigdieseltrucker** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:31 pm

folkhero72 wrote:All these jokes about battered women are horrible! Do you know there are over 100,000 battered women in America?

...and I've only been eating the raw ones.

I use flour and some Prudhomme's cajun seasoning to batter mine!

folkhero72 · Post by **folkhero72** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:39 pm

All these jokes about battered women are horrible! Do you know there are over 100,000 battered women in America?

...and I've only been eating the raw ones.

creekwader · Post by **creekwader** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:24 pm

How does a Scotsman find his sheep in the tall grass?

Very satisfying