A pal and I at work were sitting around killing time, thinking of ideas for country songs. Thought it might make a good thread.
Our best - It's Hard to Keep a White Hat Clean. A cowboy buys a new hat, cleans up his life, but finds he ends up with a black cowboy hat no matter what he tries.
Might be a stupid idea, but let's roll with it.
I always liked Buffett's line - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus.