If you could meet any boarder, who would it be?

dcarter · Post by **dcarter** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:22 pm

Ben, I'll meet you more than once and you'll love it.

calexico · Post by **calexico** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:23 am

Don't ya just miss it when the village idiot posts here?

maura tierney · Post by **maura tierney** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:17 am

hiredgun wrote:
derekf wrote:
hiredgun wrote:This thread hasnt even been up for 24 hrs and its already had over 1100 views!

I bet Jay could post a stream of the new album on here and it wouldnt get as much attention.

What a fucked up bunch we are!

I want to meet this guy. He seems like a lot of fun.

Be carefull, the only reason I joined this board was that I had the biggest crush on Maura Tierney! Thought that her avatar was a picture of herself.

Then I found out, she was a he!

Sorry, babe!

I have met:

Calexico (apologies for being so drunk when we met!)
Farewellangelina (I was sober some of the time, wasn't I?!)
Fenrisinho (apologies for being drunk almost EVERY time we've met!)
Sand Dusky (apologies for being so drunk both times we met!)

(And apologies, too, to teh Henneman, for being so drunk both times I foisted myself upon him! The man is, however, an absolute gentleman and a damn fine musician to boot.)

I would like to meet:

Talus: I dare say that I could spend days, if not weeks, poring over his RT boots whilst discussing our favourite Richard and Linda shows!

Gdavis5446: a couple of bottles of Scotch; no ice; loadsa cigs; Stones, Faces, Mats and Paul on the stereo (Mono!). Sorted.

Highlandcreek: for a weekend of SMOOCHES!

Hoops: for drunken visits to fast food establishments!

BoogieMan: is Sweden better than Norway?

Lawrence Fan: to caress his head and chin!

FarrarFan1: to caress his nightstick!

Trousersnakeandlarry: for buttsex!

Redplectrum: to give him the benefit of my musical guidance(!) (He doesn't need it, folks!)

Keith21: to worship at the altar of The Hideaways!

ShuckOwens: to caress the REINDOG!

Scott Zeagle: to go snorkling in Florida whilst listening to Public Enemy!

And, of course...

Dcarter: because...I'll try anything ONCE!!!

Talus · Post by **Talus** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:06 am

Talus wrote:
half-n-half wrote:most hurtful thread ever.
I'd meet you if you were sober.

This was said purely in jest and is not meant to judge said poster in any way.

Fenrisinho · Post by **Fenrisinho** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:23 am

calexico wrote:
Fenrisinho wrote:
I regret nothzing! Nothzing I says!

It'd be sad to live to regret that!

calexico · Post by **calexico** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:03 am

Fenrisinho wrote:
I regret nothzing! Nothzing I says!

Fenrisinho · Post by **Fenrisinho** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:39 am

farewellangelina wrote:
Talus wrote:
half-n-half wrote:most hurtful thread ever.
I'd meet you if you were sober.
I'd meet you, 1/2 if we could do some drinking. God, that sounds awful. I mean, good, but just plain mean. Damn, I didn't mean it like that.

Doug, if ever you and Elizabeth decide to spend you life savings and come to Norway, I will totally buy you one drink. Sorry, you'll have to share. They're just that expensive here. ...Or maybe we'll be lucky enough to have some cash some day to make it down to one of your favorite European cities.

Everyone I've met I'd love to meet again (like I've said), as some of those meetings have been so brief. It was nice meeting Cind (though one of the brief ones), I would totally do that again, but hopefully not with a drunk Norwegian asking everyone in earshot for a "group hug." Oh, God.

I regret nothzing! Nothzing I says!

kellyann · Post by **kellyann** » Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:08 am

sheesh
i was about to feel all sad and unwanted
thanks for sparing my feelings, buddy.

i, too, would like to share some beers and burritos with you.
i'd like to with most people here, i think....

hardwood floor · Post by **hardwood floor** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:01 pm

i'd like to meet kellyann

she seems cool

would be fun to go out and have a couple beers and a big ol' burrito with her

dcarter · Post by **dcarter** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:27 pm

half-n-half wrote:most hurtful thread ever.

1/2,
I knew that I was forgetting someone. Thanks for reminding me that it was tinyE.

Seriously, you have been on the list since image-posting school.

farewellangelina · Post by **farewellangelina** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:44 pm

hiredgun wrote: It's no joke!
I remember reading her posts and oter guys talking about how she liked butt sex and shit like that.

Kept thinking how cool is this chick? She loves Jay's music, she's hot and she's not afraid to discuss butt sex.

Doesnt get much better than that!

Had no idea that Maura was the name of an actress. Not too long ago I was watching a Jim Carey movie and she appeared. I laughed my ass off, thinking of what a dumbshit I was.

That is seriously good stuff. He is still worth meeting, though. I guess you all know my feelings now, if anyone was paying attention. But it's probably best that it just slips by.

farewellangelina · Post by **farewellangelina** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:33 pm

Talus wrote:
half-n-half wrote:most hurtful thread ever.
I'd meet you if you were sober.

I'd meet you, 1/2 if we could do some drinking. God, that sounds awful. I mean, good, but just plain mean. Damn, I didn't mean it like that.

Doug, if ever you and Elizabeth decide to spend you life savings and come to Norway, I will totally buy you one drink. Sorry, you'll have to share. They're just that expensive here. ...Or maybe we'll be lucky enough to have some cash some day to make it down to one of your favorite European cities.

Everyone I've met I'd love to meet again (like I've said), as some of those meetings have been so brief. It was nice meeting Cind (though one of the brief ones), I would totally do that again, but hopefully not with a drunk Norwegian asking everyone in earshot for a "group hug." Oh, God.

Lawrence Fan · Post by **Lawrence Fan** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:15 pm

half-n-half wrote:most hurtful thread ever.

You've met SJ - what more do you want?

Talus · Post by **Talus** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:25 pm

half-n-half wrote:most hurtful thread ever.

I'd meet you if you were sober.

half-n-half · Post by **half-n-half** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:27 pm

most hurtful thread ever.