Ike.

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calexico wrote:I sense a screenplay with several sequel possibilities and a soundtrack by Slayer.
nah, Slayer. psh.
We'll need something white-trashy, distinctly southern-rock in nature.
Think dueling banjos meets Bottle Rockets meets some kind of zydeco nightmare. Should be good!

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I sense a screenplay with several sequel possibilities and a soundtrack by Slayer.

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calexico wrote:Jesus, those photos are something else. I cannot begin to imagine the devastation of such a storm. It's all very well for us over here in Europe to sit in front of our televisions and shovel crap into our guts and coo and whistle at the images but to have actually been through it.... I have nothing but respect and admiration for those people and what they have come through.


Y'all are some sturdy motherfuckers.
I'm telling you, zombies have no chance if they come to Texas. It will go like this:

Zombie: "braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnsssssssss ... "
Random Texan: "Brains? Boy you got shit for brains and slow besides, bless your heart! I'll open a 55 gallon drum of whoop ass on you and all yer dumb ass friends if you don't get off my porch."
Zombie: "braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnsssssssss ... "
Texan: "See my fingers? See my thumbs? See this shovel? HERE IT COMES!" Swings a shovel to the face. PONK!!! "Now GITONOUTTAHERE! I got plenty where that come from."
Zombie: "braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnsssssssss ... " gurgle gurgle bloop bloop
Texan: "Sugar, you're stuck on stupid and now I gotta tell you again. With my shovel. To your noggin." Shakes head, swings shovel to the face. PONK!! "Don't make me go in and wake up my damn husband, y'all. I ain't playin. He's meaner than a two headed snake with a stepped on tail."

tee hee.

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Jesus, those photos are something else. I cannot begin to imagine the devastation of such a storm. It's all very well for us over here in Europe to sit in front of our televisions and shovel crap into our guts and coo and whistle at the images but to have actually been through it.... I have nothing but respect and admiration for those people and what they have come through.


Y'all are some sturdy motherfuckers.

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dEvRoNiKa wrote:
Texas Tom wrote:Dont know if these have been posted, incredible pictures.

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/0 ... fe_of.html
Yeah, hilariously - I posted the exact same link in this thread Wednesday, but it got completely buried by lots of inconsequential bullshit that has absolutely nothing to do with the Ike aftermath that many of us are still dealing with on a daily basis.
Regardless - it is a great bunch of photos. Surreal.
Sorry Dev. Between fecal fingers and political bs I totally breezed right past it.

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Texas Tom wrote:Dont know if these have been posted, incredible pictures.

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/0 ... fe_of.html
Yeah, hilariously - I posted the exact same link in this thread Wednesday, but it got completely buried by lots of inconsequential bullshit that has absolutely nothing to do with the Ike aftermath that many of us are still dealing with on a daily basis.
Regardless - it is a great bunch of photos. Surreal.

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Wow, nice find. Those are incredible.

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Dont know if these have been posted, incredible pictures.

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/0 ... fe_of.html

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<Catherine> wrote:Glad to hear everyone's ok, Dev. Ike did some damage up here in Arkansas & Oklahoma as well. Lots of flooding and tornadoes.... and Ike completely ruined my cousin's wedding... well not completely, but mostly. Still not sure why the outdoor wedding didn't get moved inside when the forecast called for a hurricane.

Yeah, I feel ya. My little sister's baby shower didn't get moved inside either, and it was in Austin. Fortunately, Austin was spared the wrath of Ike. Thing is - I wasn't spared Ike and all my delicious devils-food cupcakes turned to paper cups full of choco-spooge weren't fit for consumption or icing because I had no A / C or ice to keep them springy. INJUSTICE!
Damn. Anyway - the event should have been canceled so that the Houston people weren't driving through both hell AND high water to get there, but whatever ...
And ruined wedding?! That's about the fourth one I've heard of being ruined last weekend. Gah. Stupid Ike. He jack-slapped all sorts of stuff, didn't he?
Damage galore but yeah, everyone is okay, which is great.
Fences can be replaced, trees replanted.

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Glad to hear everyone's ok, Dev. Ike did some damage up here in Arkansas & Oklahoma as well. Lots of flooding and tornadoes.... and Ike completely ruined my cousin's wedding... well not completely, but mostly. Still not sure why the outdoor wedding didn't get moved inside when the forecast called for a hurricane.

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:lol: 'Finger fuck someday' was funny.

And fecal, did you purposely tip your identity with the 'boy howdy' or are you purposefully trying to frame someone else, which would admittedly brilliant?
8)

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gdavis5446 wrote:
Fecal Fingers Amway wrote:
gdavis5446 wrote:[You're kidding, right? Life must be vacant Finger Fella. Or am I way way way off? Maybe your mom and your tank of fiddler crabs really do love you. Maybe things are going fantastic for you and that gal at work. Maybe you no longer have to 'jerkoff' to your Maximm with Avril Lavigne on the cover. Is work girl finally giving it up? Do you know what to do? Or are they still calling you 'Finger Fuck Someday' at the jobby job?
:lol: I really enjoy joking with you. But the joke is on you, 'cuz.

Love,
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What a fitting name for someone who acts like a turd. You are pretty clever, boy.
:wink: Boy howdy, this just keeps getting better.

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Fecal Fingers Amway wrote:
gdavis5446 wrote:[You're kidding, right? Life must be vacant Finger Fella. Or am I way way way off? Maybe your mom and your tank of fiddler crabs really do love you. Maybe things are going fantastic for you and that gal at work. Maybe you no longer have to 'jerkoff' to your Maximm with Avril Lavigne on the cover. Is work girl finally giving it up? Do you know what to do? Or are they still calling you 'Finger Fuck Someday' at the jobby job?
:lol: I really enjoy joking with you. But the joke is on you, 'cuz.

Love,
-Fecal Fingers Amway
What a fitting name for someone who acts like a turd. You are pretty clever, boy.

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gdavis5446 wrote:[You're kidding, right? Life must be vacant Finger Fella. Or am I way way way off? Maybe your mom and your tank of fiddler crabs really do love you. Maybe things are going fantastic for you and that gal at work. Maybe you no longer have to 'jerkoff' to your Maximm with Avril Lavigne on the cover. Is work girl finally giving it up? Do you know what to do? Or are they still calling you 'Finger Fuck Someday' at the jobby job?
:lol: I really enjoy joking with you. But the joke is on you, 'cuz.

Love,
-Fecal Fingers Amway

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Fecal Fingers Amway wrote:
gdavis5446 wrote:
Fecal Fingers Amway wrote:
dEvRoNiKa wrote: I’m hoping (sincerely) that the rest of this existence is going to be nothing but smooth sailing.
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How witty of you! You know, making fun of other's misfortune, mixed with a little politics is a gas. It's almost as funny as your username, with it's clever play on a Farrar tune. Do you really need the attention that bad? Is mom not kissing your rosy cheek when she brings the warm pepperoni hot pockets down stairs? Perhaps the gal at work is not paying attention to you, even though you've picked up her shift numerous times, while she hits the town with the lucky guy who stocks shelves and you're left to bag groceries. Give it a rest.
Making fun of other's misfortunes? I post a picture of the man that I strongly feel can reverse this countrys' rapid downward spiral, and just might have the audacity to enact measures to quell the global climate crisis that we are fueling, which I hope beyond hope will result in fewer hurricane Ikes, and you have the nerve to accuse me of playing games with politics? Hit me with some yo mamma jokes after that? I don't know much about you, but your posting reveals a petty punkass jerkoff with a real chip high on the shoulder.
You're kidding, right? Life must be vacant Finger Fella. Or am I way way way off? Maybe your mom and your tank of fiddler crabs really do love you. Maybe things are going fantastic for you and that gal at work. Maybe you no longer have to 'jerkoff' to your Maximm with Avril Lavigne on the cover. Is work girl finally giving it up? Do you know what to do? Or are they still calling you 'Finger Fuck Someday' at the jobby job?

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