calexico wrote:Jesus, those photos are something else. I cannot begin to imagine the devastation of such a storm. It's all very well for us over here in Europe to sit in front of our televisions and shovel crap into our guts and coo and whistle at the images but to have actually been through it.... I have nothing but respect and admiration for those people and what they have come through.
Y'all are some sturdy motherfuckers.
I'm telling you, zombies have no chance if they come to Texas. It will go like this:
Zombie: "braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnsssssssss ... "
Random Texan: "Brains? Boy you got shit for brains and slow besides, bless your heart! I'll open a 55 gallon drum of whoop ass on you and all yer dumb ass friends if you don't get off my porch."
Zombie: "braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnsssssssss ... "
Texan: "See my fingers? See my thumbs? See this shovel? HERE IT COMES!" Swings a shovel to the face.
PONK!!! "Now GITONOUTTAHERE! I got plenty where that come from."
Zombie: "braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnsssssssss ... "
gurgle gurgle bloop bloop
Texan: "Sugar, you're stuck on stupid and now I gotta tell you again. With my shovel. To your noggin." Shakes head, swings shovel to the face.
PONK!! "Don't make me go in and wake up my damn husband, y'all. I ain't playin. He's meaner than a two headed snake with a stepped on tail."
tee hee.