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Jordan to be the face of National Foreplay Day

 
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 4:31 am    Post subject: Jordan to be the face of National Foreplay Day Reply with quote

Today is National Foreplay Day. It's true http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_800307.html?menu= and tomorrow, 24hrs later (snickers) is National Orgasm Day.

Top 5 tunes suitable for such a day...


1. Ten Second News
2. Too Early
3.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

huh? come again....?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is all very *hard to swallow*. who knew such days existed?

by coincidence i think I read July is Hot Dog month...get yer buns ready!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:09 am    Post subject: hand me a tissue please Reply with quote

You know what's ironic......for years now we've already had a holiday set aside for all horny, unattractive single guys who couldn't pickup a women to save their life. You might have heard of it....it's called Palm Sunday.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

np: hold on, i'm coming
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:23 am    Post subject: Re: hand me a tissue please Reply with quote

saratoga jay wrote:
You know what's ironic......for years now we've already had a holiday set aside for all horny, unattractive single guys who couldn't pickup a women to save their life. You might have heard of it....it's called Palm Sunday.

DOH!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vitamins
Damn Shame
Driving the View

and for orgasm day

drown ~
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flow.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On Be-half of the board (since the lot of y'all probably can't ge any), and for our country, I celebrated, for all of us, both Nat'l foreplay day and the subsequent Orgasm day as well. I would like to thank my willing partner and ex-bf *John* and the makers of Astro-glide for their part in said intercourse.

Thank You and Gawd Bless.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 10:39 am    Post subject: mother do you think she'll try to break my heart? Reply with quote

Now I'm friggin' jealous....tell John I said thanks alot!

Oh and by the way, I really appreciate you and John ruining Post Sexual Climax Cigarette Break Day for all of us.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2003 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

National Foreplay Day and I missed it.

What will I do now? Very Happy
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