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Talus
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About the time for another bump
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Dr. Zapatos
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It lead to some fun times 
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farewellangelina
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| Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:15 pm Post subject: Re: Solfesten 2005 |
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It's time for Solfesten here at Rjukan, Telemark. Rjukan this town of 4000 which I call home. A place with an unemployent rate at 3.5% although 27% are on some sort of welfare and not working added to those 3.5% Rjukan - The drug capital of Norway during the 80's, probably one of the worst places in the western world in the 80's actually, not only in Norway. Since then, it's been mostly down around this little town which was built by Sam Eyde in 1905 costing twice as much as the state budjet of Norway. The town that once held the two biggest power plants in the world. The town with the longest wooden staircase. The town where one of the biggest companies in the world: Norwegian Hydro was founded. The town that is by most people regarded as the most beautiful place in Norway. The town with the first electrical railway in Norway. All that's left is tracks no longer in use, a bunch of houses not longer in use, and a bunch of people who are addicted to heavier forms of drugs. And a wooden staircase which is still the longest in the world. Today is the Sun Fest - The return of the Sun, which has been away since early November due to the locality of this nowhere town in its cuntlike valley. Yes today is the day when 10 000 people come to the carneval, come to "The Whorehouse" as the town is referred to by visitors. It's the day when 10 000 people come to party their arses sore in this idiot infested town. Today, 10 000 people will consume 2 liters of 40%+ spirits each, it is the day that 100 people will be hospitalized because of it. It is the day when the police will do 50 succesful drugbusts, 1000 people will get into some sort of a fight, and 50 will be hospitalized because of it. It is the day when 5000 girls (3500 in the group 15-25) will dress up for one purpose only - to get laid. Laid by 5000 men who've pumped iron and trained for this occasion since August. There's a bunch of slutty girls out there just waiting for the right man to come along, and where's yours truly? The Fenry is sitting at home, well knowing that he cannot particiate in this big drinking/gangbang party because of his lack of dinero. The Fenry is pleased in one way to not participate in these primitive and barbaric deeds, yet also feels a great sorrow for not having the time of one's life out in the streets. It's the world's most hardcore party, it is in town, but Fenry's sitting behind the laptop as usual, writing lame-ass complaints and drinking beer that his father couldn't manage to drink up before leaving for the fuckfest. Tomorrow I'll have a new stepmother.. again.
Think I'll try to call the girl I love again, and hope she'll answer. If not, there's a record called Trace... |
You were right: it is very cunt-like. Simultaneously beautiful and ugly. Are you saying we’re little troopers, are we sperm, Marius? And the snow is the ice cold semen that represents the hearts of these loving people?
That girl, she sure was lucky. 
Thanks for the bump. 
Oh, and for all those interested in Solfest, well…Solfest 2010 marked the night Fenry’s real-life brother got syphilis or some shit. And, I kinda had the impression the partyers were 90% in the 45-and-up category. Hm, maybe Fen was just trying to keep the misses inside?
And it begins with a parade, with little kids dressed up as suns and old men as cows with big teats, then ends at a spot in the street with a bandstand and has a sun queen and king, who might sometimes talk after riding in a convertible waving at the on-lookers. I wish it wasn’t too late to ask Grace Jones to be the Sun Queen and preform for us. Well, at least now I can dress up as Grace Jones and show my white ass off to all the sunny poor kids and old ladies and poor gentlemen who just don’t know what’s coming. |
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Talus
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| Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:07 am Post subject: Re: Solfesten 2005 |
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| Fenrisinho wrote: |
It's time for Solfesten here at Rjukan, Telemark. Rjukan this town of 4000 which I call home. A place with an unemployent rate at 3.5% although 27% are on some sort of welfare and not working added to those 3.5% Rjukan - The drug capital of Norway during the 80's, probably one of the worst places in the western world in the 80's actually, not only in Norway. Since then, it's been mostly down around this little town which was built by Sam Eyde in 1905 costing twice as much as the state budjet of Norway. The town that once held the two biggest power plants in the world. The town with the longest wooden staircase. The town where one of the biggest companies in the world: Norwegian Hydro was founded. The town that is by most people regarded as the most beautiful place in Norway. The town with the first electrical railway in Norway. All that's left is tracks no longer in use, a bunch of houses not longer in use, and a bunch of people who are addicted to heavier forms of drugs. And a wooden staircase which is still the longest in the world. Today is the Sun Fest - The return of the Sun, which has been away since early November due to the locality of this nowhere town in its cuntlike valley. Yes today is the day when 10 000 people come to the carneval, come to "The Whorehouse" as the town is referred to by visitors. It's the day when 10 000 people come to party their arses sore in this idiot infested town. Today, 10 000 people will consume 2 liters of 40%+ spirits each, it is the day that 100 people will be hospitalized because of it. It is the day when the police will do 50 succesful drugbusts, 1000 people will get into some sort of a fight, and 50 will be hospitalized because of it. It is the day when 5000 girls (3500 in the group 15-25) will dress up for one purpose only - to get laid. Laid by 5000 men who've pumped iron and trained for this occasion since August. There's a bunch of slutty girls out there just waiting for the right man to come along, and where's yours truly? The Fenry is sitting at home, well knowing that he cannot particiate in this big drinking/gangbang party because of his lack of dinero. The Fenry is pleased in one way to not participate in these primitive and barbaric deeds, yet also feels a great sorrow for not having the time of one's life out in the streets. It's the world's most hardcore party, it is in town, but Fenry's sitting behind the laptop as usual, writing lame-ass complaints and drinking beer that his father couldn't manage to drink up before leaving for the fuckfest. Tomorrow I'll have a new stepmother.. again.
Think I'll try to call the girl I love again, and hope she'll answer. If not, there's a record called Trace... |
You were right: it is very cunt-like. Simultaneously beautiful and ugly. Are you saying we’re little troopers, are we sperm, Marius? And the snow is the ice cold semen that represents the hearts of these loving people?
And, I kinda had the impression the partyers were 90% in the 45-and-up category.
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farewellangelina
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| Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:37 am Post subject: Re: Solfesten 2005 |
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| Talus wrote: |
| farewellangelina wrote: |
| Fenrisinho wrote: |
It's time for Solfesten here at Rjukan, Telemark. Rjukan this town of 4000 which I call home. A place with an unemployent rate at 3.5% although 27% are on some sort of welfare and not working added to those 3.5% Rjukan - The drug capital of Norway during the 80's, probably one of the worst places in the western world in the 80's actually, not only in Norway. Since then, it's been mostly down around this little town which was built by Sam Eyde in 1905 costing twice as much as the state budjet of Norway. The town that once held the two biggest power plants in the world. The town with the longest wooden staircase. The town where one of the biggest companies in the world: Norwegian Hydro was founded. The town that is by most people regarded as the most beautiful place in Norway. The town with the first electrical railway in Norway. All that's left is tracks no longer in use, a bunch of houses not longer in use, and a bunch of people who are addicted to heavier forms of drugs. And a wooden staircase which is still the longest in the world. Today is the Sun Fest - The return of the Sun, which has been away since early November due to the locality of this nowhere town in its cuntlike valley. Yes today is the day when 10 000 people come to the carneval, come to "The Whorehouse" as the town is referred to by visitors. It's the day when 10 000 people come to party their arses sore in this idiot infested town. Today, 10 000 people will consume 2 liters of 40%+ spirits each, it is the day that 100 people will be hospitalized because of it. It is the day when the police will do 50 succesful drugbusts, 1000 people will get into some sort of a fight, and 50 will be hospitalized because of it. It is the day when 5000 girls (3500 in the group 15-25) will dress up for one purpose only - to get laid. Laid by 5000 men who've pumped iron and trained for this occasion since August. There's a bunch of slutty girls out there just waiting for the right man to come along, and where's yours truly? The Fenry is sitting at home, well knowing that he cannot particiate in this big drinking/gangbang party because of his lack of dinero. The Fenry is pleased in one way to not participate in these primitive and barbaric deeds, yet also feels a great sorrow for not having the time of one's life out in the streets. It's the world's most hardcore party, it is in town, but Fenry's sitting behind the laptop as usual, writing lame-ass complaints and drinking beer that his father couldn't manage to drink up before leaving for the fuckfest. Tomorrow I'll have a new stepmother.. again.
Think I'll try to call the girl I love again, and hope she'll answer. If not, there's a record called Trace... |
You were right: it is very cunt-like. Simultaneously beautiful and ugly. Are you saying we’re little troopers, are we sperm, Marius? And the snow is the ice cold semen that represents the hearts of these loving people?
And, I kinda had the impression the partyers were 90% in the 45-and-up category.
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Yearly bump...
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farewellangelina
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farewellangelina
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| So, William *might* be dressing up like a lion. We'll see if the costume still fits. |
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