American Pie

stevie · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 2:21 pm Post subject: American Pie

I see that Jesse Dylan, son of his Bobness, has directed American Pie 3. If jakob and the wallflowers are anything to go by, maybe I'll give it a miss.
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saratoga jay · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:40 pm Post subject: titty flicks for the young d.....

American Pie, or American Wedding or whatever the movie is, is a perfect example of how trashy our society has become. How on earth can we expect America's youth to grow up and function in the world when a classless, swanky, coming of age, sex-themed movie can crush the competition and be #1 at the box office? It really makes me sick. Kids today wouldn't know a quality movie if they friggin' sat on it.

We need more wholesome and positive motion pictures for the kids today, much like the ones they had way back when. We need to bring back films like Private Lessons, Porky's, HOTS, Spring Break, Hot Dog, Lady Chatterly. Lady Chatterly II and Lady Chatterly's Lover.

Where are you Judy and Audrey Landers???
Where are you Heather Thomas and the strippers from the movie Batchelor Party???
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Long Slow Fade · Joined: 17 Jun 2003 Posts: 506 Location: Oxford, MS

I am so SICK of celebrity offspring forcing their "art" on the public. From the Dylan brothers to Kate Hudson (Russell + Hawn = Hudson!?) to Drew "I Was An 8 Year Old Junkie" Barrymore to the Osbourne brats to Joan Rivers' uglyass daughter to everyone involved with the cinematic turd that was "Orange County". How goddamn tacky and embarrassing.
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